The shortest versions of the classic literature books that make you look smart on the first date!
Have you ever been on a date with one of these literature smart people that as soon as they open their mouth you feel humiliated and stupid!? These people spend so much of their time reading books and decoding the words and stories written by our ancestors so it is not really that easy to engage in a conversation with them because all they have information about are these books! To help you get through the first date and impress him, we have a hack for you that can work perfectly! Realy?! Here are the shortest versions of the classic literature books that make you look smart on the first date!
Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes
Moby-Dick by Herman Melville
Ulysses by James Joyce
The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
The Odyssey by Homer Homer
Walden by Henry David Thoreau
Beowulf by an anonymous Anglo-Saxon poet
The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer
Macbeth by William Shakespeare
The Brothers Karamazov Fyodor Dostoevsky
The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Inferno by Dante Alighieri
Now, with all these in hand, you are able to go on a date and charm the hell out of the person you are interested in! Dazzling wishes you luck!