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Published 2018-07-05
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The shortest versions of the classic literature books that make you look smart on the first date!

Have you ever been on a date with one of these literature smart people that as soon as they open their mouth you feel humiliated and stupid!? These people spend so much of their time reading books and decoding the words and stories written by our ancestors so it is not really that easy to engage in a conversation with them because all they have information about are these books! To help you get through the first date and impress him, we have a hack for you that can work perfectly! Realy?! Here are the shortest versions of the classic literature books that make you look smart on the first date!

Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell

Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell

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Lord of the Flies by William Golding

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes

Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes

Moby-Dick by Herman Melville

Moby-Dick by Herman Melville

Ulysses by James Joyce

Ulysses by James Joyce

The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway

The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway

Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

The Odyssey by Homer Homer

The Odyssey by Homer Homer

Walden by Henry David Thoreau

Walden by Henry David Thoreau

Beowulf by an anonymous Anglo-Saxon poet

Beowulf by an anonymous Anglo-Saxon poet

The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer

The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer

Macbeth by William Shakespeare

Macbeth by William Shakespeare

The Brothers Karamazov Fyodor Dostoevsky

The Brothers Karamazov Fyodor Dostoevsky

The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger

The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger

War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck

The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck

Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Inferno by Dante Alighieri

Inferno by Dante Alighieri

Now, with all these in hand, you are able to go on a date and charm the hell out of the person you are interested in! Dazzling wishes you luck!

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